I should clarify that this is not the Web log of Ben Stern, father of Howard Stern. If only I could be so wise and fortunate. It is just a blog of a fan of the Howard Stern Show. And it is not only about the Howard Stern Show. It is about a lot of things. It is my attempt to start over with some goofy shit after having blogged here and here for so long.
Now that I have that important matter taken care of, on to business. Thank goodness. Bababooey got his domain back. Look! ‘Tis Gary Dellabait!
I am very happy about the DOJ decision. One day I may have the Howard Stern Show on my Inno. That would be lovely since the Stiletto is a piece of shit. It literally is. One day I looked down into the toilet water and there it was, a satellite radio. And then I used it for a while, and then it broke and I was sad.
Wherein I should point out that the Pioneer Inno is the antipoop. In fact, it is the finest music listening device ever created. Evar. Ipod? What the fuck is an Ipod? Can you record The Rachel Maddow Show from mid-air on an Ipod? Can you comingle your Chris Murray rocksteady files with the Bo Diddley and Kings of Leon you recorded on Tom Petty’s buried treasure? Nope. Not to metion that your ipod will eventually break. My Inno is a solid, beautiful device. You should go buy one now. You can get a pink one for $99.
Listen. I know that mobile phones fulfill a dream long promised by the likes of Dick Tracy and James Tiberius Kirk. But that doesn’t mean you HAVE to talk excitedly to your credit card company on a bus. I’m just saying.
Vodka shot straight up thank you.
Hanes has just sent me an e-mail with the subject line “Panties that don’t misbehave!” There are so many things wrong with this that I cannot begin to explain.
I didn’t so much lose my umbrella today as did I inadvertently contribute to the Global Bumbershute Collective.
Rice is hard to eat.
This is a reminder to myself that on the Creative Player on the 3-12-2008 Howard Stern Show, the opening is a kickass rendition of Stevie doing “Superstition.”
The Metro was not kind to me today. I had to take Esther the car in because she’s not starting. Hopefully it’s just a fuel filter. I watched the ART bus drive off and then I watched the subway train drive off, too. I made it to the office. But barely.
No Flashes: Kent State scores 10 in first half of NCAA tournament game
OMAHA, Neb. (AP)—Kent State scored only 10 points in the first half of its NCAA tournament game against UNLV on Thursday.
The ninth-seeded Golden Flashes made 21 percent from the field on 5-of-24 shooting, missing all seven of their 3-point attempts. They also turned it over a staggering 17 times, averaging nearly one turnover a minute.
No. 8 seed UNLV led 31-10 at the half of the Midwest Regional game.
It wasn’t immediately known if Kent State’s low-scoring half approached the NCAA tournament record. The lowest-scoring game in tournament history was a 20-point effort by North Carolina against Pittsburgh in 1941, long before the shot-clock era.
The Golden Flashes matched their first-half effort with 10 points in the first 4 minutes of the second half and went past North Carolina’s mark with more than 15 minutes remaining.
